When A Boy Talks To A Girl

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve.

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?

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BOY: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
GIRL: Because 90% left is stuck with their men.

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GIRL: What would you choose? Your life or me?

BOY : Uhmm, both. :)
GIRL : Choose only one.
BOY : Fine. My life.
GIRL : *starts to cry* Why?
BOY : Because you are my life!!!